The Republic of New Yorklandania is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 192 million New Yorklandanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The New Yorklandanian economy, worth 11.2 trillion Yorlands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,292 Yorlands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. New Yorklandania's national animal is the Shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

New Yorklandania is ranked 248,332^nd in the world and 657^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 192 million capita.